My dykish heart's greatest desire.  (Aside from the beautiful women around me, that is)

I have always wanted to wear a tux.  I went in to a shop yesterday to get sized and they all look ridiculous... If it is large enough to accommodate my shoulders and button around my hips, then the shoulders are enormous.  If the shoulders "look" right, ( Read more... )

The venue for the wedding is so awesome.   We will have the showroom, the lower level (dance floor) and the lounge.  All together the capacity is, like, 400.   Great goddesses, I can't wait.

I think I want to be named Dyke of honor... or the Bride's Best Man, or the Bride's Boifriend... anything but--you know--*maid* of honor... doesn't really ( Read more... )